Boink My *SS
If you are following the guidelines that you wouldn't
put anything
up on the Internet that you wouldn't want your
grandmother to see, forget
about it! This isn't your grandmother's Internet any
more.
At Boston University, undergraduates are standing in
line at Boink Magazine's the studio doors. This is a
new pornographic glossy on the newsstands, on mySpace,
and on a dot com, that has the Boston University Board
of Directors renouncing any and all association or
endoresmet by the institution.
Ironically, the founder and Editor in Chief of Boink
Magazine is a woman.
She has a Masters of Journalism from Boston U., and
has broadened out into the world of Venture Capitalism
with her first self-publication: Boink!
And what better venue and guaranteed way to recoup on
your investment, as a complete unknown, than Porn!
That's right, Porn!
What's more, to make matters a little more radical,
the talent, for these glossy, porn photographs, are
real college students. They are virtually standing in
line for the opportunity of appearing between the
covers (cough, cough) for a mere stipend of one
hundred dollars. How much are your *ss worth?
Now, Boston University is no small pond in the
academic world. Bright students from all over the
world flock to this major metropolitan hub for all the
latest and greatest.
If you happen to come from a small rural community,
and feel like a small fish in a huge pond, or worse, a
wallflower, I'm sure that appearing in a porn magazine
will certainly boost your popularity rating. You will
get noticed!
In the end, I suppose, these kids will grow up to be
responsible adults, and will look back fondly on their
misspent youth, memories of school, and laugh about
how silly they were. After all, this is the "Age of
Kali-Yuga", and what better way, other than multiple
piercing, to wear this generations' badge of honor,
then becoming a Porn Star!
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posted by BrushMark @ 1:56 PM
